Gallery

Check out how masterfully passive-aggressive I am when I put down former bandmates, then block anyone who disagrees with me! Cross posts to multiple groups and highlights make sure my enemies can see them, but I will NEVER respond when asked for receipts.

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It's ALL a Performance

Live Shows

Lauren captivates audiences with her loud voice and bizarre stage presence, blending cries for attention with poorly executed vocal runs that seamlessly hit multiple flat notes while asking thinly veiled questions like "How high can you go?"

Studio Recordings

Explore the only song I ever wrote and recorded, which I no longer promote. This lack of commitment to any endeavor, including my supposed "passions" is apparent in everything I do, like abandoning my sad #widow story on TikTok.

Natural Talent

A born victim, I try to harass others by claiming they are harassing her. Is it for clicks? Is it because I'm deeply damaged and have difficulty with adult relationships?